The title of this post has nothing to do with the post. It’s just fucking incredible word play. Actually, this post is about how I have no material for this blog as I come from an Irish Catholic family who frowns on emotional discussion and all of my “comedy” writing is currently being invested in other outlets. Basically, I have nothing to talk about. So this blog sucks. And the worst part is I only have like 8 followers. None of which I am sure even notice that this blog sucks. Ostensibly, I am writing this to no one. Which brings me to the point of this post. I am a self indulgent asshole who types excuses to 8 people as if I am making some proclamation to a gigantic fan base. Stop reading….now.