July 2010
3 posts
LeBron Makes Server Wait 3 Hours for His Order
GREENWICH, CONN.- Just hours after announcing his decision to play for the Miami Heat next season, LeBron James and close associates took to a local Applebees to eat and reflect upon his “decision”.
While there was much speculation amongst those close to James during the 10 minute drive to Applebees as to what meal he would order, James insists he was undecided upon entering his...
Bloggle
The title of this post has nothing to do with the post. It’s just fucking incredible word play. Actually, this post is about how I have no material for this blog as I come from an Irish Catholic family who frowns on emotional discussion and all of my “comedy” writing is currently being invested in other outlets. Basically, I have nothing to talk about. So this blog sucks. And the...
June 2010
6 posts
Another video (attempt to be funny)
FloTrack is a national running website that does a great job of promoting the sport. This is for a segment called “3 minute tours” where they give brief tours of campuses across the country.
http://www.flotrack.org/videos/coverage/view_video/234883-flotrack-s-3-minute-tours/326087-ohio-state-3-minute-tour
Watchazizisbored:
Louis CK on Father’s Day.
I don’t usually do this, but it’s Louis CK
An Experiment
Ok so this is how this is going to work: I am going to blog my thoughts/opinions on topics without any type of filter/editing. I just am going to type what comes naturally to my brain so please ignore any punctual/grammatical/spelling errors. This will be an interesting insight into my thoughts. My first topic is the World Cup. Starting…now:
The World Cup is pretty incredble to watch. I am...
quick gripe
I’m still trying to figure out how to use tumbler. Damn. tumblr. I just figured out how to “like” things by clicking the little heart on a post. I don’t get why they used a heart. Heart means love, not like. Even though they are similar they are not the same. Love is way stronger. We shouldn’t be so caviler about mixing emotions. Imagine if when someone was angry they could text you a ...
Student Evaluation of Instruction (SEI)
After two weeks and about 127 emails I finally gave in and filled out my SEI’s. They are certainly beneficial, but time consuming. Not physically filling out the SEI’s, but the hours you will lose deleting all their annoying emails reminding you about their importance. I thought I would return the favor under the area titled “additional comments”:
“Professor XXX was...
May 2010
3 posts
Dinner Between Old Friends
Goldilocks: Anyway, I’m sorry for the breaking and entering and I appreciate you not pressing charges.
Papa Bear: Yea, that was weird. What was up with that? That was a little inappropri-
Goldilocks: Hey, how’s your soup?
Papa Bear: What? It’s fine. Why?
Goldilocks: Mine’s too hot.
Mama Bear: So blow on it. You just sent one back for being too cold…
Goldilocks: Yea, but this is like ...
Party Games
Tim: This party is a blast! You guys wanna play some truth or dare?
Group: YEA!
Tim: OK, now remember if you chose dare you HAVE to complete the dare, and if you chose truth you HAVE to be honest. Who’s first? Brian. Truth or dare?
Brian: Ummmm…dare.
Tim: I dare you to moon us!
(Brian pulls down his pants exposing his backside to the party. Everyone laughs)
Tim: Haha…Nice one Brian. Emily! ...
Ben Roethlisberger's PSA
Improving Campus Safety
By Ben Roethlisberger
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell recently suspended Pittsburgh Steelers Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger for six games for “conduct detrimental to the NFL”. In an effort to restore his image, and in accordance with the terms of the punishment given by Goodell, Roethlisberger has made numerous appearances and written several public service...
April 2010
2 posts
Here is a video of me talking about myself (not... →
USG Candidates Don’t Bother Voting in USG...
Last week, the annual student elections for the Undergraduate Student Government (USG) president were held at Ohio State. The two candidates, Jordan Davis and Micah Kamrass, ran fierce campaigns which resulted in narrow victory and record voter turnout. In the end, it was Kamrass who won the support of “the student body” with a total of 8 votes to Davis’ 5 (Write-in candidate “Fart.” finished...